I'm going to try to get out of our apartment lease.
Why? Because I just feel so squished here and I might go crazy if I have
to live here for 6 more months.
How? I'm not exactly sure, but I have a few ideas.
First, I'm going to just inquire about how one would go about getting
out of the lease. I seem to remember the leasing agent saying that it
was possible to get out of the lease without a penalty, but I don't
remember exactly what the details were.
Then, if that doesn't work I'm totally going to play the Prego Card. I'm
going to state the facts that we're about to have another baby and I
can't even fit another crib into our apartment without putting it in the
middle of the living room and that we really need a three bedroom place
to live when the new baby arrives.
If that doesn't work I may have to revert to a formal complaint about
how they are not holding up their end of the apartment lease by
complaining about all the issues I have with this place.
Having to turn off all the lights and the T.V. to blow dry my hair so
the power doesn't go out...which it still does consistently because I'm
Having to plunge the toilet once a week and just never knowing if the
toilet's going to flush or need to be plunged.
Waking up at 3:30am when the Daddy Elephant jumps out of bed for work
Listening to the Elephants use the toilet from my kitchen table
Listing all of the appliances that have had to be replaced since we've
The list goes on and on, but I'll stop here because I hope not to have
to use this list.
So wish me good luck...